they suck!

 

(that’s it.  they just do.  those greedy bastards, who refused, on several occasions, to reverse late charges when i was just a day late, can keep my money.  i’ve stopped using my cibc visa, and hereby boycotting interaction with anyone affiliated with cibc visa).

 

i’ll start with my most recent rant, on gunther von hagen’s bodyworlds exhibit and my friend’s comment that it was a bit weird:

 

 

i know i’ve abandoned blogging a while back for facebook, and i won’t go back to regular updates (seriously, who the f cares, right? lol), but now that i have more ‘friends’ than i care to know (literally) on facebook and as i consider ‘limited profile’ing a bunch of these ‘friends’, i’ll start blogging again, but on a very irregular basis.

 

so, now that i’m a public servant, i often have gobs of time on my hands.  my workload started out ‘feast or famine’, which is fine – i prefer working that way, but now i’m actually good at my job, it’s been a very long prolonged period of drought.  so that has led me to email my friends a lot more, which invariably leads to some long, random rants.  so that’s what i’ll do for now, post a few of these (often uncaled for) bouts of verbal diarrhea.

 

 

By William Easterly

 

July 6, 2007

 

JUST WHEN IT SEEMED that Western images of Africa could not get any weirder, the July 2007 special Africa issue of Vanity Fair was published, complete with a feature article on "Madonna’s Malawi." At the same time, the memoirs of an African child soldier are on sale at your local Starbucks, and celebrity activist Bob Geldof is touring Africa yet again, followed by TV cameras, to document that "War, Famine, Plague & Death are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and these days they’re riding hard through the back roads of Africa."

 

It’s a dark and scary picture of a helpless, backward continent that’s being offered up to TV watchers and coffee drinkers. But in fact, the real Africa is quite a bit different. And the problem with all this Western stereotyping is that it manages to snatch defeat from the jaws of some current victories, fueling support for patronizing Western policies designed to rescue the allegedly helpless African people while often discouraging those policies that might actually help.

 

Let’s begin with those rampaging Four Horsemen. Do they really explain Africa today? What percentage of the African population would you say dies in war every year? What share of male children, age 10 to 17, are child soldiers? How many Africans are afflicted by famine or died of AIDS last year or are living as refugees?

 

In each case, the answer is one-half of 1% of the population or less. In some cases it’s much less; for example, annual war deaths have averaged 1 out of every 10,800 Africans for the last four decades. That doesn’t lessen the tragedy, of course, of those who are such victims, and maybe there are things the West can do to help them. But the typical African is a long way from being a starving, AIDS-stricken refugee at the mercy of child soldiers. The reality is that many more Africans need latrines than need Western peacekeepers — but that doesn’t play so well on TV.

 

Further distortions of Africa emanate from former British Prime Minister Tony Blair’s star-studded Africa Progress Panel (which includes the ubiquitous Geldof). The panel laments in its 2007 news release that Africa remains "far short" of its goal of making "substantial inroads into poverty reduction." But this doesn’t quite square with the sub-Saharan Africa that in 2006 registered its third straight year of good GDP growth — about 6%, well above historic averages for either today’s rich countries or all developing countries. Growth of living standards in the last five years is the highest in Africa’s history.

 

The real Africa also has seen cellphone and Internet use double every year for the last seven years. Foreign private capital inflows into Africa hit $38 billion in 2006 — more than foreign aid. Africans are saving a higher percentage of their incomes than Americans are (so much for the "poverty trap" of being "too poor to save" endlessly repeated in aid reports). I agree that it’s too soon to conclude that Africa is on a stable growth track, but why not celebrate what Africans have already achieved?

 

Instead, the international development establishment is rigging the game to make Africa — which is, of course, still very poor — look even worse than it really is. It announces, for instance, that Africa is the only region that is failing to meet the Millennium Development Goals (MDGs in aid-speak) set out by the United Nations. Well, it takes extraordinary growth to cut extreme poverty rates in half by 2015 (the first goal) when a near-majority of the population is poor, as is the case in Africa. (Latin America, by contrast, requires only modest growth to halve its extreme poverty rate from 10% to 5%.)

 

This is how Blair’s panel managed to call Africa’s recent growth successes a failure. But the reality is that virtually all other countries that have escaped extreme poverty did so through the kind of respectable growth that Africa is enjoying — not the kind of extraordinary growth that would have been required to meet the arbitrary Millennium Development Goals.

 

Africa will also fail to meet the second goal of universal primary education by 2015. But this goal is also rigged against Africa, because Africa started with an unusually low percentage of children enrolled in elementary school. As economist Michael Clemens points out, most African countries have actually expanded enrollments far more rapidly over the last five decades than Western countries did during their development, but Africans still won’t reach the arbitrary aid target of universal enrollment by 2015. For example, the World Bank condemned Burkina Faso in 2003 as "seriously off track" to meet the second MDG, yet the country has expanded elementary education at more than twice the rate of Western historical experience, and it is even far above the faster educational expansions of all other developing countries in recent decades.

 

Why do aid organizations and their celebrity backers want to make African successes look like failures? One can only speculate, but it certainly helps aid agencies get more publicity and more money if problems seem greater than they are. As for the stars — well, could Africa be saving celebrity careers more than celebrities are saving Africa?

 

In truth, Africans are and will be escaping poverty the same way everybody else did: through the efforts of resourceful entrepreneurs, democratic reformers and ordinary citizens at home, not through PR extravaganzas of ill-informed outsiders.

 

The real Africa needs increased trade from the West more than it needs more aid handouts. A respected Ugandan journalist, Andrew Mwenda, made this point at a recent African conference despite the fact that the world’s most famous celebrity activist — Bono — was attempting to shout him down. Mwenda was suffering from too much reality for Bono’s taste: "What man or nation has ever become rich by holding out a begging bowl?" asked Mwenda.

 

Perhaps Bono was grouchy because his celebrity-laden "Red" campaign to promote Western brands to finance begging bowls for Africa has spent $100 million on marketing and generated sales of only $18 million, according to a recent report. But the fact remains that the West shows a lot more interest in begging bowls than in, say, letting African cotton growers compete fairly in Western markets (see the recent collapse of world trade talks).

 

Today, as I sip my Rwandan gourmet coffee and wear my Nigerian shirt here in New York, and as European men eat fresh Ghanaian pineapple for breakfast and bring Kenyan flowers home to their wives, I wonder what it will take for Western consumers to learn even more about the products of self-sufficient, hardworking, dignified Africans. Perhaps they should spend less time consuming Africa disaster stereotypes from television and Vanity Fair.

 

 

i have nothing against ‘raising awareness’ for a good cause, nor do i not think that the environment is a good cause.  but what i am against is hypocracy.

 

i’d been traveling for two weeks so i’d been out of the current events loop.  so when i switched on to cnn the other day and saw the piece on the live earth concerts, i could hardly believe it.  i mean seriously, jetting stars around the world to hold mega concerts for the sake of the environment.. i don’t think i need to point out what is bleedingly obviously wrong with that sentence.  to be honest, i haven’t looked into what this whole live earth thing is about really, but i doubt the details will devoid my arguments here.

 

i’ve always hated these benefit concerts that are supposed to raise awareness.  in the end, a handful of self-indulgent teens might walk away knowing something that they should have learnt already in school had they paid more attention, and find a way to egocentrically wrap the flag-du-jour around themselves.  the rest of the concert-goers couldn’t care less, but will walk away feeling good about themselves.  and the promoters and the stars (like the shamelessly preachy tax-avoiding fradulent bono – i swear i’m going to punch the next guy who thinks that asshole should be given the nobel peace prize) will feel ever more self-righteous.

 

but doing this to help the environment, that’s going too far, don’t you think?  who, with the ability to purchase a ticket to attend such a concert, has not heard of the need to protect the environment?

 

before al gore’s movie came out, i was all for the kyoto accord, reducing emissions, etc.  but since the whole ‘inconvenient truth’ phenom, public opinion has gone waaaay too far to the extreme.  what’s wrong with that?  plenty, if energy, effort, and money is redirected from much more relevant and needy causes to a bunch of moronic schemes in the name of ‘climate change’ which will, in the long-run, hurt the environment even if they do, technically, reduce emission.  that’s exactly what’s been happening, and that’s exactly what is wrong with these concerts.

 

people are not willing to make real sacrifices, that’s the truly inconvenient truth.  the 3 r’s - reduce, reuse, recycle – are in that order for a reason.  recycling should be the last resort – much of what is thrown in the recycling bin still ends up in the landfill, and what does get recycled takes a considerable energy/water/etc to be recycled.  but recycling makes ppl feel good about themselves while maintaining their spending habits, and that’s why you have ppl taking it up as such a passionate cause, with a ‘fucking recycle, it’s not that hard’ group on facebook, but nothing similar for ‘reduce’ or ‘reuse’.

 

i don’t think that the promoters, in this case, are frauds – i think they genuinely believe in what they are saying.  but maybe that’s what makes this extra tragic.  that the earth has come to a point where a mega self-congratulatory orgy-fest is held in the name of its health is sad enuf; that ppl see nothing wrong with this and that they actually believe that this is what is required to raise the awareness of today’s youths, that’s indeed a sad, sorry state that a songwriter can only aspire to portray.

 

and specifically, facebook, has sucked up whatever free time i have had to updating it instead of this blog.  and since it’s sooo much easier to update there than here (have i mentioned how much i think microsoft sucks fro making this site so shitty?  oh yes, i think i have, on numerous occasions) i’m gonna limit my updating to facebook, and just keep this blog for my random rants and as a photo depository.

 

so to keep informed of my happenings (or non-happenings), sign up.  it’s not just for college freshmen anymore! 

 

and also i must urge everyone, whether i know you or not, to join linkedin.com.  this is a ‘serious’, more grown-up networking site, and this one might actually help me find a job, so the more ppl there are online, and in particular my ‘network’, the better!

 

finished the bulk of my ‘econometric study’ for my thesis, awaiting comments and a meeting with my supervisor, but i’m hoping (naively counting on?) that there won’t be too much overhauling to do, and so i don’t really have that that much left to do!

 

that and one more exam, 1 wk + 1 day from today, and then i’ll be done done done!  (but graduation ceremony’s in sep, tho i heard the ‘ceremony’ sucks ass, just like the school).

 

wow, not sure it’s gonna sink in until, well, i’m on my way to my various sun-spot destinations in june.   consult updated travel list on left.

 

only other big news, and the only travel news, this past wkend went up to lüneburg for the wedding of a couple of friends.  was super-sweet, since i was there (literally, across the table at dinner 3 yrs ago) when they first started falling for each other.

 

alright, that’s it, just to say that i’m alive.

 

note to hye: congrats on graduating!  and u know i woulda helped u move if i were there.  in fact, if u move back to gva, i’ll help u unpack!  only caveat is that i’d have to be in town.

 

if you know me then you know that i like to do things very quickly.  i walk (too) fast, talk fast, work fast, etc.  my penchant for eating junk food is not for the taste but for the speed – walk in, order, and wolf down a meal in 15 min.  i think of it as a virtue.  i do ‘stop and smell the roses’, and believe u me, i know how to be lazy.  but it’s a conscious decision, to turn off the ‘productivity’ switch and just relax. (hey, i’m a robot, i know).

 

not usually impatient tho, (except perhaps when i’m behind the wheel), but sometimes when i really am in a hurry and i’m running on turbo speed, i can get pissed off at the world.  today was such a day, when all i wanted to do was pop into the grocery store (have to cuz sunday everything’s closed) to pick up a few things and hop on the bus.  20 minutes to do that.  "no problem!" thought i.  needless to say, i ended up missing my bus.

 

problem is that this is switzerland, so everybody and his dog (literally, dogs go EVERYWHERE with their owners) is out shopping today.  so huge crowds, long queue.  as i’v said before, the swiss just doesn’t know how to behave properly in crowds.  ‘don’t leave ur bloody cart in the middle of the aisle blocking everyone!’ i’d like to scream.  but then my voice would be hoarse from having to say that a gazillion times in between the cheese section and the.. other cheese sections.  they move about as quickly as the checkout clerks work, which is to say that they would put glaciers to shame.

funnily enuf, this study on how quickly ppl from around the world came out a couple of days ago.  ranked at the top, singapore (and by correlation, hk probably ranks up there too - it wasn’t surveyed).  near the bottom, switzerland.

 

in fact, the bottom of the list consists of malawi (nothing to work for, so no need to hurry) and many middle eastern countries (the oil’s not going anywhere).  like them, the swiss needs not hurry (there’ll always be money-laundering to be done) because they don’t really need to work – they don’t care about having to sell you things, cuz they already go enuf $$ in the bank.   operating a business seems to be a hobby that they do cuz they have to but that they actually loathe, and ‘sales maximization’ is by no means a consideration.  hence the store hours and the shitty service.

 

sadly, unlike developing countries where ppl take their time to be happy, the swiss take their time to bitch and complain and be miserable, and try to make others different from them even more miserable.

 

yes, i’m being unfair and generalizing in my swiss-bashing, but dammit i missed my bus!

 

anyway, the full list:

1) Singapore (Singapore)
2) Copenhagen (Denmark)
3) Madrid (Spain)
4) Guangzhou (China)
5) Dublin (Ireland)
6) Curitiba (Brazil)
7) Berlin (Germany)
New York (U.S.)
9) Utrecht (Netherlands)
10) Vienna (Austria)
11) Warsaw (Poland)
12) London (United Kingdom)
13) Zagreb (Croatia)
14) Prague (Czech Republic)
15) Wellington (New Zealand)
16) Paris (France)
17) Stockholm (Sweden)
18) Ljubljana (Slovenia)
19) Tokyo (Japan)
20) Ottawa (Canada)
21) Harare (Zimbabwe)
22) Sofia (Bulgaria)
23) Taipei (Taiwan)
24) Cairo (Egypt)
25) Sana (Yemen)
26) Bucharest (Romania)
27) Dubai (United Arab Emirates)
28) Damascus (Syria)
29) Amman (Jordan)
30) Bern (Switzerland)
31) Manama (Bahrain)
32) Blantyre (Malawi)

 

the two french presidential candidates are wrapping up their debate.  seems like everyone in geneva actually cares and is watching it.  several tv channels are broadcasting it live, including MTV.  !!

 

that’s rather amazing to me really.  sure, swiss politics is inconsequential (rotating presidency, referenda ad nausea) and france is about 10x the size of switz, and most ppl in geneva are french or have french passport.  but stilll, i consider myself pretty keen on politics, but i never found it worthwhile to watch any cdn prime ministerial debates, and sure as hell i never bothered to watch US presidential debates.

 

been avoiding the debate the whole nite, but now ran out of things to watch on tv.  i couldn’t care less.  well actually, i do care, but since i’m not french, i have no personal stake in this.  if i could vote, i’d probably abstain.  would be hard to force myself to choose between an unapologetic xenophobe who’ll lead the world to take a giant step backwards with his clash-of-civilizations approach to the islamic world, vs an incompetent undecisive moron who’ll lead the world to take a giant step backwards with her pandering to nationalist sentiments in her own ways and her ready arsenal of hair-brained ideas.  she’s babbling about boycotting the beijing olympics as i type.  my eye sockets do not allow me to roll my eyes far enuf back..

 

i’m glad that i don’t have to make this choice.  but, as a ‘global citizen’ watching this (for now still) powerful G7, P5 nation choose between these 2, i can’t help but feel rather sad, and worried.